February 2012
132 posts
Anonymous asked: do you an instagram
Anonymous asked: what size & brand is your curling iron?
nothin' like the smell of icy-hot
knockonwoood:
sore muscles? back injury? sprained wrist? rolled ankle? NOT THIS TIME FOLKS. pulled muscle. fanfuckintastic.
WHAAATTT THE FUCK?!!?!?!?
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Anonymous asked: you might be classier than me but i still got them bigger boobies
Anonymous asked: would u get mad if u told you to bounce?? HAHAHAHAHA
“Would you like some chickfila with that awkward sauce?”
– Sabrina Verduzco (via knockonwoood)
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
itotallyrelate:
THIS IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
Anonymous asked: Can I meet you at DB's carnival sometime this weekend? (:
Anonymous asked: It's too embarrasing. i can't say because ive only talked to you once.
